joi, octombrie 02, 2008

Joke of the day

Posted by at 13:15 Read our previous post
Different ways of looking of things

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?
'Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark , I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids'.
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Hillbilly Murder.
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Qantas Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from Sydney to Brisbane ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute..'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun?!
What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K., but I didn't like the four-letter- word the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty kilos since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.

2 comentarii:

  1. Zau daca pricep... Nu le am cu calculatoarele, habar n-am ce inseamna... Poti, te rog, sa imi explici?...

  2. Multumesc frumos. Intrebam si eu pentru ca nu stiam exact ce se intampla... Nu am avut probleme cu blogul, nu a intrat pe alte pagini sau ... adica nici nu stiu de fapt cum sa explic! :)) Toate posturile mele sunt fie scrise de mine, fie luate de pe mailul meu, iar singurul video a fost cel cu accidentul. Nu stiu de unde sa fi fost problema... Cand am citit primul comentariu al tau mi-am zis ca mai repede as citi in chineza! :)) Asta e, daca nu ma pricep... Omul cat traieste invata! :)


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